It's My Lawn Damnit!

I'm not saying they're doing it, but it would be so easy to use an organization like Turning Point USA to scam money from older people, exploiting the eternal distaste older people have for the values of younger people.

I call it the "hey, you kids get offa my lawn" scam.

If I were Charlie Kirk, I could make so much filthy dough, and most of it would be tax-free! I could hire my friends and pay them whatever I wanted. Sure, sometimes I'd have to run for my life when the crowd turns against one of my demonstrations, but the cops gotta protect me, right? Plus, think of the money!!

I'd send out emails asking people how much they hate kids with purple hair, kids who make up their own gender names, and professors who don't limit themselves to only the good things white people did!

I wouldn't get that many young people as members, but who cares? There would be a few, though. There are always a few desperately seeking the approval of the older generation who are willing to turn on their peers because the adults in their lives never told them to think for themselves. That's why these professors are so dangerous. If you don't teach kids to think for themselves, then some yahoo professor can fill their mind with all sorts of purple and pink bullshit.

Of course, all of this is irrelevant. Charlie Kirk is an upstanding, perfectly moral, perfectly honest guy who didn't lie about his own college experience and absolutely doesn't set off the gaydar of everyone who meets him. He's a good guy! and he's earned all that money your grandpa sent him.